Not only is EDW Lynch a groundbreaking corporate-man hybrid, but he is consistently rated one of the top five San Francisco Bay Area humanitarians. His selflessness and bravery in the service of humanity is legendary.* His work can be witnessed in San Francisco throughout the year. Read on for selected public works.
*“The Legend of EDW Lynch’s Selfless and Brave Service to Humanity” is under development by a major publisher.
Santa’s Little Secret Service
As Christmas approaches each year, EDW Lynch takes a sabbatical to lead the personal security detail of the Santa. He has served both as detail commander of Santa’s Little Secret Service and as Captain of Santa’s 12th Nutcracker Regiment.
The United Nations Unconventional Culture Commission (UNUCC)
Photo by Dave Young
When something weird happens in San Francisco, EDW Lynch is ready at a moment’s notice to serve the United Nations commission specially tasked with monitoring such weirdness: The United Nations Unconventional Culture Commission, or UNUCC. As acting Field Commander representing Liechtenstein, EDW Lynch has led UN missions to massive pillow fights, the Bay to Breakers, and other abnormal public events.