EDW Lynch has once again saved the day, this time while leading the Easter Bunny’s security detail during the Sacred Rabbit’s state visit to San Francisco on Easter Sunday. An overzealous fan aggressively hugged the Bunny, but was quickly subdued by EDW Lynch and Santa’s Little Secret Service Agents.  See the full report on Operation Trojan Rabbit.

EDW Lynch has released a public service video “Christmas is Certain” on behalf of Santa’s Little Secret Service.

SAN FRANCISCO–Celebrated humanitarian EDW Lynch has once again taken up the candy cane sword for Santa Claus. After last year’s victorious Operation Yule Storm, the North Pole asked EDW Lynch to command a joint security operation to protect Sleigh One: Operation Chimney Sweep. The December 4th mission was an unquestionable victory for Santa.

The full mission report can be found at the Santa’s Little Secret Service public information site.

In a departure from his civilian consulting for Santa’s Little Secret Service, EDW Lynch served this December in Santa’s Own 12th Nutcracker Regiment. Citing his deep commitment to “Christmas Certainty” (the North Pole policy to ensure Christmas occurs each year, and everywhere), Captain EDW “Pine Nut” Lynch armed himself with a candy cane pistol and led Operation Yule Storm into San Francisco on December 12th. The mission: escort the yearly Santacon with extreme prejudice.

A spokeswoman for EDW Lynch declined to comment specifically on the matter citing “security, confidentiality and other concerns.” However, as commander of Santa’s Little Secret Service, EDW Lynch is empowered by the Office of the Santa to protect special dignitaries including the Easter Bunny.

Speculation on the Easter Bunny’s route in San Francisco is rampant and many observers expect the famous rabbit to appear at the Sister’s of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary celebration. A spokesbunny for the Easter Bunny refused to provide details of the Easter itinerary.