SAN FRANCISCO–EDW Lynch announced Tues­day at the Amne­sia Bar and Con­fer­ence Cen­ter that the manglomerate’s roman­tic pro­jec­tions for this fis­cal year have been adjusted. Cit­ing San Francisco’s ongo­ing roman­tic reces­sion, EDW Lynch assured stake­hold­ers the adjust­ments were mod­est and one-time only. This move fol­lows the manglomerate’s deci­sion last month to leave the roman­tic mar­ket due to “mar­ket troubles.”

Dur­ing Q&A with mem­bers of the inter­na­tional press, EDW Lynch addressed the manglomerate’s posi­tion in the attrac­tive­ness index, the Par­ent Company’s demand for “a girl­friend by Thanks­giv­ing 2010,” and a key roman­tic goal involv­ing screen actress Natalie Portman.

From the press release:

Because of this unfore­seen lack of activ­ity on the mar­ket, EDW Lynch is adjust­ing roman­tic pro­jec­tions for this fis­cal year. This mod­est, one-time adjust­ment reflects a min­i­mal impact on our roman­tic oper­a­tions. EDW Lynch expects con­di­tions to improve this Fall, at which point the man­glom­er­ate will re-enter the San Fran­cisco roman­tic market.

See the full text of the press release
See revised roman­tic pro­jec­tions for this fis­cal year (FY 2011)

SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch held a press con­fer­ence late Tues­day to announce the manglomerate’s offi­cial depar­ture from San Francisco’s Roman­tic Mar­ket. Newly pro­moted Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment, Jas­mine Steel, Esq., was on hand to field ques­tions and to assure the pub­lic that EDW Lynch’s depar­ture is a sign of mar­ket trou­bles and has no bear­ing on the manglomerate’s roman­tic valuation.

In the past fis­cal quar­ter, our ana­lysts have observed a sharp down­turn in roman­tic activ­ity, in other words, a roman­tic reces­sion. Due to the unfa­vor­able roman­tic cli­mate, effec­tive imme­di­ately, EDW Lynch is pulling out of the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Market.

At this time all Part­ner Man­age­ment dat­ing accounts are closed and our oper­a­tions on OK Cupid are suspended.

EDW Lynch will rejoin the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Mar­ket when con­di­tions improve.

EDW announces his depar­ture on the OK Cupid dat­ing site

Full text of the press release can be found here.

For fur­ther infor­ma­tion the press con­tact is Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment Jas­mine Steel, Esq., jsteel at edwlynch.com

See also:

EDW Lynch Dis­closes LJBF Inci­dent at Tele­vised Conference