SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch held a press con­fer­ence late Tues­day to announce the manglomerate’s offi­cial depar­ture from San Francisco’s Roman­tic Mar­ket. Newly pro­moted Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment, Jas­mine Steel, Esq., was on hand to field ques­tions and to assure the pub­lic that EDW Lynch’s depar­ture is a sign of mar­ket trou­bles and has no bear­ing on the manglomerate’s roman­tic valuation.

In the past fis­cal quar­ter, our ana­lysts have observed a sharp down­turn in roman­tic activ­ity, in other words, a roman­tic reces­sion. Due to the unfa­vor­able roman­tic cli­mate, effec­tive imme­di­ately, EDW Lynch is pulling out of the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Market.

At this time all Part­ner Man­age­ment dat­ing accounts are closed and our oper­a­tions on OK Cupid are suspended.

EDW Lynch will rejoin the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Mar­ket when con­di­tions improve.

EDW announces his depar­ture on the OK Cupid dat­ing site

Full text of the press release can be found here.

For fur­ther infor­ma­tion the press con­tact is Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment Jas­mine Steel, Esq., jsteel at edwlynch.com

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EDW Lynch Dis­closes LJBF Inci­dent at Tele­vised Conference