photo by Der Dunn

EDW Lynch has once again saved the day, this time while lead­ing the Easter Bunny’s secu­rity detail dur­ing the Sacred Rabbit’s state visit to San Fran­cisco on Easter Sun­day. An overzeal­ous fan aggres­sively hugged the Bunny, but was quickly sub­dued by EDW Lynch and Santa’s Lit­tle Secret Ser­vice Agents.  See the full report on Oper­a­tion Tro­jan Rab­bit.

SAN FRANCISCO– A secu­rity adviser for the Easter Bunny has con­firmed that EDW Lynch is con­sult­ing on secu­rity prepa­ra­tions for the reli­gious hol­i­day icon for this year’s Easter Sun­day celebrations.

A spokes­woman for EDW Lynch declined to com­ment specif­i­cally on the mat­ter cit­ing “secu­rity, con­fi­den­tial­ity and other con­cerns.” How­ever, as com­man­der of Santa’s Lit­tle Secret Ser­vice, EDW Lynch is empow­ered by the Office of the Santa to pro­tect spe­cial dig­ni­taries includ­ing the Easter Bunny.

Spec­u­la­tion on the Easter Bunny’s route in San Fran­cisco is ram­pant and many observers expect the famous rab­bit to appear at the Sister’s of Per­pet­ual Indul­gence 30th Anniver­sary cel­e­bra­tion. A spokes­bunny for the Easter Bunny refused to pro­vide details of the Easter itinerary.