Best Prac­tices in Roman­tic Equity Man­age­ment
Part­ner Man­age­ment is a spe­cial divi­sion of the Social Resources Depart­ment con­cerned solely with man­ag­ing roman­tic social equity: girl­friends, muses, and affairs. The highly spe­cial­ized Part­ner Man­age­ment staff care­fully eval­u­ate Poten­tial Roman­tic Oppor­tu­ni­ties using sophis­ti­cated algo­rithms.  Key roman­tic met­rics include rel­a­tive adorable­ness, humor index, and half-asianness. If the stan­dard­ized roman­tic rubric indi­cates favor­able con­di­tions, the Poten­tial Roman­tic Oppor­tu­nity is expe­dited to active part­ner man­age­ment.  A team of case man­agers, text mes­sage writ­ers, and awk­ward mit­i­ga­tion tech­ni­cians are on hand to pro­vide a holis­tic approach to tra­di­tional pair­bond­ing meth­ods. The stated goal of the Part­ner Man­age­ment Depart­ment is to ensure an Exclu­sive Part­ner­ship Agree­ment between EDW Lynch and a Poten­tial Roman­tic Opportunity.

If you are offered a Part­ner­ing Oppor­tu­nity with EDW Lynch please read our FAQ as your Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ account may be affected.

Cor­po­rate Officers

 

 

 

Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment
Jas­mine Steel, Esq.
jsteel@edwlynch.com

 

 

Direc­tor of Roman­tic Oper­a­tions (DRO)
Adam Andrews, Esq.
aandrews@edwlynch.com