The Second Most Important Resource
The Social Resources Department manages the social holdings of EDW Lynch, from friends and special friends to family. This social equity is carefully valuated, tracked, and cultivated 24 hours a day by sophisticated technologies and expert staff. Social Resources Czar T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto oversees the daily operations of the department, including the Partner Management division and Preferred Rhombus™.
The results of this extraordinary approach to social equity resource management are unequivocal. Friends and family of EDW Lynch report unparalleled levels of social satisfaction, responsiveness, and perceived intimacy-far beyond what would be possible with a traditional unmanaged friend network.
Social Resources Czar
T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto