The Sec­ond Most Impor­tant Resource

The Social Resources Depart­ment man­ages the social hold­ings of EDW Lynch, from friends and spe­cial friends to fam­ily.  This social equity is care­fully val­u­ated, tracked, and cul­ti­vated 24 hours a day by sophis­ti­cated tech­nolo­gies and expert staff. Social Resources Czar T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto over­sees the daily oper­a­tions of the depart­ment, includ­ing the Part­ner Man­age­ment divi­sion and Pre­ferred Rhombus™.

The results of this extra­or­di­nary approach to social equity resource man­age­ment are unequiv­o­cal. Friends and fam­ily of EDW Lynch report unpar­al­leled lev­els of social sat­is­fac­tion, respon­sive­ness, and per­ceived intimacy-far beyond what would be pos­si­ble with a tra­di­tional unman­aged friend network.

Social Resources Czar
T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto

Doc­u­ments

SR1090 Moment of Awk­ward­ness Form