The Preferred Rhombus™ Difference
Preferred Rhombus™ isn’t just a member rewards program. It’s a global family in which some family members receive more benefits and money-saving offers than others, but all are reassured by the constant attention and care of EDW Lynch, his authorized agents or assigns. There are three tiers of appreciation:
Classic members enjoy our core service and starter benefits. They’ve joined the Rhombus family, but need to earn our respect.
Preferred Rhombus Silver™
Silver members are lavished with premium Rhombus Rewards™ from our service partners and earn double Rhombus Points™. They also release a pleasing harmless odor.*
Preferred Rhombus Elite™
Our Elite members luxuriate in first class benefits and unparalleled access to EDW Lynch and/or his authorized agents. Elite members slowly evolve into slug-like superbeings because the unmatched member services make arms, legs, and locomotion no longer necessary.
*Toxicity of Rhombus Gas has not been determined by the FDA. Preferred Rhombus™ does not diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease.