The Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ Difference

Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ isn’t just a mem­ber rewards pro­gram. It’s a global fam­ily in which some fam­ily mem­bers receive more ben­e­fits and money-saving offers than oth­ers, but all are reas­sured by the con­stant atten­tion and care of EDW Lynch, his autho­rized agents or assigns. There are three tiers of appreciation:

Clas­sic Rhom­bus™
Clas­sic mem­bers enjoy our core ser­vice and starter ben­e­fits. They’ve joined the Rhom­bus fam­ily, but need to earn our respect.

Pre­ferred Rhom­bus Sil­ver™
Sil­ver mem­bers are lav­ished with pre­mium Rhom­bus Rewards™ from our ser­vice part­ners and earn dou­ble Rhom­bus Points™. They also release a pleas­ing harm­less odor.*

Pre­ferred Rhom­bus Elite™
Our Elite mem­bers lux­u­ri­ate in first class ben­e­fits and unpar­al­leled access to EDW Lynch and/or his autho­rized agents. Elite mem­bers slowly evolve into slug-like super­be­ings because the unmatched mem­ber ser­vices make arms, legs, and loco­mo­tion no longer necessary.

*Tox­i­c­ity of Rhom­bus Gas has not been deter­mined by the FDA.  Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ does not diag­nose, cure, or pre­vent any disease.