The World’s First Friend Man­age­ment System

Launched in 2006, Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ man­ages all man­ner of rela­tion­ships held by EDW Lynch, from friend­ships to fam­ily rela­tions. Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ mem­bers enjoy unprece­dented lev­els of per­sonal ser­vice from a team of ded­i­cated account man­agers. This multi-tiered bureau­cracy improves the over­all qual­ity and per­ceived inti­macy of EDW Lynch’s many per­sonal rela­tion­ships. Addi­tion­ally, mem­bers are care­fully mon­i­tored using the leg­endary Rhom­bus Point sys­tem, a quani­ti­ta­tive analy­sis of each and every social inter­ac­tion with EDW Lynch. Com­plex algo­rithms deter­mine over­all rela­tion­ship qual­ity and place mem­bers in var­i­ous Appre­ci­a­tion Tiers-including the high­est level of appre­ci­a­tion: Pre­ferred Rhom­bus Elite™.

If you are read­ing this it’s quite pos­si­ble you are already a member.

Direc­tor
F. Carl­ton Rodriguez-Rodriguez