The World’s First Friend Management System
Launched in 2006, Preferred Rhombus™ manages all manner of relationships held by EDW Lynch, from friendships to family relations. Preferred Rhombus™ members enjoy unprecedented levels of personal service from a team of dedicated account managers. This multi-tiered bureaucracy improves the overall quality and perceived intimacy of EDW Lynch’s many personal relationships. Additionally, members are carefully monitored using the legendary Rhombus Point system, a quanititative analysis of each and every social interaction with EDW Lynch. Complex algorithms determine overall relationship quality and place members in various Appreciation Tiers-including the highest level of appreciation: Preferred Rhombus Elite™.
If you are reading this it’s quite possible you are already a member.
F. Carlton Rodriguez-Rodriguez