EDW Lynch has released a pub­lic ser­vice video “Christ­mas is Cer­tain” on behalf of Santa’s Lit­tle Secret Service.

Photo cc Zachary Lara

SAN FRANCISCO–Celebrated human­i­tar­ian EDW Lynch has once again taken up the candy cane sword for Santa Claus. After last year’s vic­to­ri­ous Oper­a­tion Yule Storm, the North Pole asked EDW Lynch to com­mand a joint secu­rity oper­a­tion to pro­tect Sleigh One: Oper­a­tion Chim­ney Sweep. The Decem­ber 4th mis­sion was an unques­tion­able vic­tory for Santa.

The full mis­sion report can be found at the Santa’s Lit­tle Secret Ser­vice pub­lic infor­ma­tion site.

SAN FRANCISCO–In a sur­prise state­ment to the press, EDW Lynch con­firmed rumors that the man­glom­er­ate has selected a new Girl­friend and Chief Snug­gle Offi­cer (CSO.) While the Girl­friend was not present at the Amne­sia Bar and Con­fer­ence Cen­ter, Watkins & Fox audi­tor Dr. Art Yaghoubi was on hand to inde­pen­dently ver­ify her exis­tence and cuteness.

The selec­tion of the new Chief Snug­gle Offi­cer ful­fills a promise to the Par­ent Com­pany to obtain a girl­friend by Thanks­giv­ing, 2010. Due to the strict Kiss & Tell pol­icy at the man­glom­er­ate, no fur­ther details on the Girl­friend are avail­able at this time.

Read the full press release

See also:

EDW Lynch Now Accept­ing Roman­tic Appli­ca­tions
Press Con­fer­ence: EDW Lynch Announces Reen­try to Roman­tic Market

All EDW Lynch press con­fer­ence videos can be found here