Cit­ing a life long com­pul­sion to serve the pub­lic good, EDW Lynch has pro­duced an unso­licited and unof­fi­cial report for the BBC with fel­low cit­i­zen jour­nal­ist Darvid Tok­ishi.

With hardly a whis­per, the E. D. W. video prop­er­ties have soared to 6,000 views on the YouTu­ber. It was easy, frankly. E. D. W. did it in his sleep. He’s just that clever.

Lately the great Human­i­tar­ian has been bur­nish­ing his Patron of the Arts cre­den­tials in the ser­vice of the leg­warmer indus­trial com­plex in San Fran­cisco. It’s the sort of thing that looks great at the World Human­i­tar­ian Con­fer­ence in Dubai.

There is more work to be posted, but E. D. W. and his advi­sors are care­fully mon­i­tor­ing the inter­net video mar­kets for the cor­rect post­ing moment. All signs point to soon.

Hav­ing thor­oughly and repeat­edly dom­i­nated YouTube, E. D. W. Lynch is not at all sur­prised as the 3,093rd viewer claws and tram­ples those around him to greed­ily watch another genius filmic work.

As a reward, E. D. W. is releas­ing his Sev­enth Video Prop­erty, a shock­ingly infor­ma­tive doc­u­men­tary enti­tled “Hid­den His­tory: The Lost Archives of Carnegie Mel­lon.” This vitamin-fortified work depicts the sel­dom appre­ci­ated major role Carnegie Mel­lon Uni­ver­sity played dur­ing the Civil War, from the Bat­tle of the Cut to Lincoln’s assas­si­na­tion by light machine-gun. Note: may fea­ture mild to mod­er­ate sign rubbing.