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EDW Lynch Releases Video for Santa

EDW Lynch — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:15:21 +0000

EDW Lynch has released a public service video “Christmas is Certain” on behalf of Santa’s Little Secret Service.

Want Need Love EDW Lynch

EDW Lynch — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:47:31 +0000

We are pleased to announce our second promotional video entitled “Want Need Love EDW Lynch.”

What Is EDW Lynch?

EDW Lynch — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:16:30 +0000

We are delighted to release our first promotional video. It may look and feel like a commercial, but it is a public service announcement, insofar as the very existence of EDW Lynch serves the public good. Enjoy!

EDW Lynch Dabbles in Journalism

EDW Lynch — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:42:03 +0000

Citing a life long compulsion to serve the public good, EDW Lynch has produced an unsolicited and unofficial report for the BBC with fellow citizen journalist Darvid Tokishi.

E. D. W. CALMLY, COOLLY EXCEEDS 6,000 VIEWINGS OF HIS VIDEO PROPERTIES

EDW Lynch — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:12:00 +0000

With hardly a whisper, the E. D. W. video properties have soared to 6,000 views on the YouTuber. It was easy, frankly. E. D. W. did it in his sleep. He’s just that clever.

Lately the great Humanitarian has been burnishing his Patron of the Arts credentials in the service of the legwarmer industrial complex in San Francisco. It’s the sort of thing that looks great at the World Humanitarian Conference in Dubai.

There is more work to be posted, but E. D. W. and his advisors are carefully monitoring the internet video markets for the correct posting moment. All signs point to soon.

3000 BASK IN E. D. W. LYNCH GENIUS, 7TH VIDEO SHOCKER!

EDW Lynch — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:20:00 +0000

Having thoroughly and repeatedly dominated YouTube, E. D. W. Lynch is not at all surprised as the 3,093rd viewer claws and tramples those around him to greedily watch another genius filmic work.

As a reward, E. D. W. is releasing his Seventh Video Property, a shockingly informative documentary entitled “Hidden History: The Lost Archives of Carnegie Mellon.” This vitamin-fortified work depicts the seldom appreciated major role Carnegie Mellon University played during the Civil War, from the Battle of the Cut to Lincoln’s assassination by light machine-gun. Note: may feature mild to moderate sign rubbing.

EDW STORMS YOUTUBE’S CASTLE, POSTS 6TH VIDEO

EDW Lynch — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:25:00 +0000

Sir E. D. W.‘s eFame soars to new eHeights as his videos approach 2,000 views. Sportwagons is in a commanding lead with nearly 1,200 mind-boggled viewers.

Meanwhile, just to show YouTube who’s boss, we’re uploading a 6th video entitled The Market Street to Golden Gate Night Rallye. This one is huge. It’s a tour de force. People call it up all the time and it doesn’t even bother to call them back. It’s that good.

eFAME ALL BUT GUARANTEED– EDW HITS NEW YOUTUBE HEIGHTS

EDW Lynch — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 21:00:00 +0000

Our top analysts are pleased to announce a new milestone in our conquest of the YouTubes: 1300 views for our film and video properties and 71 views of the official E. D. W. Lynch channel!

We fully expect to be rubbing eShoulders very shortly with various videoblogging iStars and implausibly attractive underground marketing fauxBloggers like LonelyGirl. Internets: get ready, because E. D. W. is coming.

Another E. D. W. work will be posted this weekend. Stay tuned.

SECRET BONUS VIDEO FOR PREFERRED RHOMBUS™ MEMBERS, GREAT YOUTUBE GAINS

EDW Lynch — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:35:00 +0000

As yet another example of our devotion to our Preferred Rhombus™ members, we’ve uploaded an exclusive bonus video involving logging implements and women’s wigs. Enter our Preferred Rhombus™ area to view the Battle of Marathon.

In other news, Sportwagons has nearly made the 600 views mark on YouTube™, while the Seagal Hit comes in at just north of 200 views. Hurray for us!