SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch held a press con­fer­ence late Tues­day to announce the manglomerate’s offi­cial depar­ture from San Francisco’s Roman­tic Mar­ket. Newly pro­moted Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment, Jas­mine Steel, Esq., was on hand to field ques­tions and to assure the pub­lic that EDW Lynch’s depar­ture is a sign of mar­ket trou­bles and has no bear­ing on the manglomerate’s roman­tic valuation.

In the past fis­cal quar­ter, our ana­lysts have observed a sharp down­turn in roman­tic activ­ity, in other words, a roman­tic reces­sion. Due to the unfa­vor­able roman­tic cli­mate, effec­tive imme­di­ately, EDW Lynch is pulling out of the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Market.

At this time all Part­ner Man­age­ment dat­ing accounts are closed and our oper­a­tions on OK Cupid are suspended.

EDW Lynch will rejoin the San Fran­cisco Roman­tic Mar­ket when con­di­tions improve.

EDW announces his depar­ture on the OK Cupid dat­ing site

Full text of the press release can be found here.

For fur­ther infor­ma­tion the press con­tact is Vice Pres­i­dent of Part­ner Man­age­ment Jas­mine Steel, Esq., jsteel at edwlynch.com

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EDW Lynch Dis­closes LJBF Inci­dent at Tele­vised Conference

SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch dis­closed a “Let’s Just Be Friends” (LJBF) inci­dent at a tele­vised press con­fer­ence on Tues­day, end­ing spec­u­la­tion by the inter­na­tional press regard­ing a series of Moment of Awk­ward­ness (MOA) alerts that occurred the pre­ced­ing Sun­day. The text of the press release is below and the orig­i­nal doc­u­ment can also be found here.

On the evening of Sun­day, May 23rd, EDW Lynch was present at a roman­tic eval­u­a­tion meet­ing or “Date” with a young woman “Erica K,” who was con­sid­ered by this com­pany to be a poten­tial roman­tic oppor­tu­nity. At 7:32pm pacific day­light time, Erica issued a state­ment of “Let’s Just Be Friends” to EDW Lynch. In line with com­pany pol­icy, her account with our dat­ing depart­ment has been closed.

EDW Lynch is dis­clos­ing this inci­dent pur­suant of com­pany pol­icy, and for the ben­e­fit of our stake­hold­ers and the pub­lic. This LJBF dis­clo­sure is not cause for con­cern, and falls well within our roman­tic pro­jec­tions for this fis­cal year.

For addi­tional infor­ma­tion, the press con­tact is Social Resources Czar T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto, social­re­sources at edwlynch.com