EDW Lynch enlists for Santa
In a departure from his civilian consulting for Santa’s Little Secret Service, EDW Lynch served this December in Santa’s Own 12th Nutcracker Regiment. Citing his deep commitment to “Christmas Certainty” (the North Pole policy to ensure Christmas occurs each year, and everywhere), Captain EDW “Pine Nut” Lynch armed himself with a candy cane pistol and led Operation Yule Storm into San Francisco on December 12th. The mission: escort the yearly Santacon with extreme prejudice.