EDW Lynch Adds New Accolade: Wordmaster
FROM THE DESK OF EDW LYNCH–In 2010 I left the romantic market only to surge back with the surprise hire of a Chief Snuggle Officer. Since then our PR department has been mostly silent. That’s because I’m working on my next great gift to humanity: my impressive mastery of words. As newly minted Wordmaster, I will wield a trident of progress in 2011 and nothing shall be safe from my high degree of excellence.
The first prong of this progress trident: a partnership between EDW Lynch and reasonably notorious blog Laughing Squid. I have been selected as the blog’s first Contributing Editor by Primary Tentacle, Scott Beale. This great honor marks the moment that–at last–I have ascended the throne to Internet luminary. I respectfully request that offers of free products and services be limited to those that will genuinely interest me. Also, I will return nothing.
The second prong of the progress trident is EDW Lynch Volume One, a vigorous and fancy-free writing blog in which I will embrace my inner Poe. Nothing shall be sacred on this intensely ambitious site.
The third prong of the progress trident is as yet unnamed, and so it shall remain a sharp barbed blade suitable for catching fish. Also it may involve comedy writing and performance.
And in other news, the corporate twitter account will be transitioned to my corporate iPhone, where I will lifecast my every mood, opinion, and health status change. Special thanks to the EDW Lynch twitter team; regrettably you’re fired.
To recap, the three prongs of the progress trident are Laughing Squid, EDW Lynch Volume One, and a sharp, barbed blade. Watch out, 2011.
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