EDW Lynch Streamlines Facebook Friend Portfolio

SAN FRANCISCO–EDW Lynch announced Tues­day evening that the manglomerate’s Face­book friend hold­ings have expe­ri­enced a slight cor­rec­tion. The smart­siz­ing affected only a small pro­por­tion of EDW Lynch’s eFriendships.

Dur­ing ques­tion­ing by the inter­na­tional press, EDW Lynch addressed the extent of the smart­siz­ing, the fate of the for­mer friends, the sale of those friends to Fre­un­de­bank, the 2008 Sub-Prime Friend Cri­sis, and a state­ment by for­mer friend Melissa Wallace.

See the full text of the press release

Addi­tional EDW Lynch press con­fer­ence videos can be found here</

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2 Comments

  1. Bruce Partington-Plans says:
    August 20, 2010 at 1:29 am

    What effect will this announce­ment have on any future poten­tial eFriend­ships with EDW Lynch? Does this indi­cate that the mar­ket has in fact reached saturation?

  2. EDW Lynch says:
    August 20, 2010 at 9:20 am

    With our Pre­ferred Rhom­bus™ tech­nol­ogy we believe EDW Lynch can sup­port as many as 500 invest­ment grade eFriends. We do not expect to reach this mile­stone until 2014.