EDW Lynch Risks Life to Protect Santa

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Photo cc Zachary Lara

SAN FRANCISCO–Celebrated human­i­tar­ian EDW Lynch has once again taken up the candy cane sword for Santa Claus. After last year’s vic­to­ri­ous Oper­a­tion Yule Storm, the North Pole asked EDW Lynch to com­mand a joint secu­rity oper­a­tion to pro­tect Sleigh One: Oper­a­tion Chim­ney Sweep. The Decem­ber 4th mis­sion was an unques­tion­able vic­tory for Santa.

The full mis­sion report can be found at the Santa’s Lit­tle Secret Ser­vice pub­lic infor­ma­tion site.

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