EDW Lynch Now Accepting Romantic Applications
The EDW Lynch corporate manglomerate is delighted to announce we are now accepting applications for our Fall romantic evaluation meeting (dating) season.
The manglomerate has been inundated by romantic inquiries ever since EDW Lynch announced our triumphant return to the San Francisco romantic market last week. Our easy to use dating application form will streamline the process of selecting qualified applicants for romantic evaluation meetings during Fall 2010.
Applicants are reminded that due to carbon footprint concerns, EDW Lynch will not travel outside of San Francisco for dating purposes. And while EDW Lynch particularly celebrates applicants of exotic and intriguingly mixed ethnic heritage, we do not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, or height, as per State and Federal statute.