EDW Lynch Now Accepting Romantic Applications

Ladies?

Ladies? Photo by Esther del Rosario

The EDW Lynch cor­po­rate man­glom­er­ate is delighted to announce we are now accept­ing appli­ca­tions for our Fall roman­tic eval­u­a­tion meet­ing (dat­ing) season.

The man­glom­er­ate has been inun­dated by roman­tic inquiries ever since EDW Lynch announced our tri­umphant return to the San Fran­cisco roman­tic mar­ket last week. Our easy to use dat­ing appli­ca­tion form will stream­line the process of select­ing qual­i­fied appli­cants for roman­tic eval­u­a­tion meet­ings dur­ing Fall 2010.

Appli­cants are reminded that due to car­bon foot­print con­cerns, EDW Lynch will not travel out­side of San Fran­cisco for dat­ing pur­poses. And while EDW Lynch par­tic­u­larly cel­e­brates appli­cants of exotic and intrigu­ingly mixed eth­nic her­itage, we do not dis­crim­i­nate on the basis of race, gen­der, or height, as per State and Fed­eral statute.

Good Luck!

Apply Now! EDW Lynch Appli­ca­tion for Roman­tic Eval­u­a­tion Meeting

See also:
Press Con­fer­ence: EDW Lynch Announces Reen­try to Roman­tic Market

Press Con­fer­ence: EDW Lynch Announces Depar­ture from Roman­tic Market

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