EDW Lynch has Exceeded Alcohol Budget
SAN FRANCISCO–EDW Lynch announced in a press conference Tuesday that the manglomerate has exceeded its alcohol budget for the fiscal quarter. A number of factors, including increased romantic operations, led to the one-time overage. EDW Lynch assured stakeholders that the overage was offset by savings in the health budget, and that the alcohol was not entirely consumed by him.
The international press questioned EDW Lynch regarding the use of alcohol in romantic operations, and the source of the savings in the health budget.