EDW Lynch has Exceeded Alcohol Budget
SAN FRANCISCO–EDW Lynch announced in a press conference Tuesday that the manglomerate has exceeded its alcohol budget for the fiscal quarter. A number of factors, including increased romantic operations, led to the one-time overage. EDW Lynch assured stakeholders that the overage was offset by savings in the health budget, and that the alcohol was not entirely consumed by him.
The international press questioned EDW Lynch regarding the use of alcohol in romantic operations, and the source of the savings in the health budget.
Read the press release.
Additional EDW Lynch press conference videos can be found here
Does EDW Lynch have a preferred alcoholic beverage and if so has the possibility of a commercial tie-in, endorsement or other business arrangement with the manufacturer been considered?
Would EDW Lynch also be able to reveal the name of the London tailor mentioned in the above press conference, with whom you are apparently working in the construction of three-piece yoga wear? Does this indicate an interest on the part of EDW Lynch in properly-tailored gymnasium attire and any potential market that may result?