EDW Lynch Discloses LJBF Incident at Televised Conference
SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch disclosed a “Let’s Just Be Friends” (LJBF) incident at a televised press conference on Tuesday, ending speculation by the international press regarding a series of Moment of Awkwardness (MOA) alerts that occurred the preceding Sunday. The text of the press release is below and the original document can also be found here.
On the evening of Sunday, May 23rd, EDW Lynch was present at a romantic evaluation meeting or “Date” with a young woman “Erica K,” who was considered by this company to be a potential romantic opportunity. At 7:32pm pacific daylight time, Erica issued a statement of “Let’s Just Be Friends” to EDW Lynch. In line with company policy, her account with our dating department has been closed.
EDW Lynch is disclosing this incident pursuant of company policy, and for the benefit of our stakeholders and the public. This LJBF disclosure is not cause for concern, and falls well within our romantic projections for this fiscal year.
For additional information, the press contact is Social Resources Czar T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto, socialresources at edwlynch.com