SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch dis­closed a “Let’s Just Be Friends” (LJBF) inci­dent at a tele­vised press con­fer­ence on Tues­day, end­ing spec­u­la­tion by the inter­na­tional press regard­ing a series of Moment of Awk­ward­ness (MOA) alerts that occurred the pre­ced­ing Sun­day. The text of the press release is below and the orig­i­nal doc­u­ment can also be found here.

On the evening of Sun­day, May 23rd, EDW Lynch was present at a roman­tic eval­u­a­tion meet­ing or “Date” with a young woman “Erica K,” who was con­sid­ered by this com­pany to be a poten­tial roman­tic oppor­tu­nity. At 7:32pm pacific day­light time, Erica issued a state­ment of “Let’s Just Be Friends” to EDW Lynch. In line with com­pany pol­icy, her account with our dat­ing depart­ment has been closed.

EDW Lynch is dis­clos­ing this inci­dent pur­suant of com­pany pol­icy, and for the ben­e­fit of our stake­hold­ers and the pub­lic. This LJBF dis­clo­sure is not cause for con­cern, and falls well within our roman­tic pro­jec­tions for this fis­cal year.

For addi­tional infor­ma­tion, the press con­tact is Social Resources Czar T. Argyle Funston-Nakamoto, social­re­sources at edwlynch.com

Tags: DAMES, let's just be friends, moment of awkwardness, Partner Management

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