EDW Lynch Announces Reentry to Romantic Market
SAN FRANCISCO–In a surprise announcement, Chairman and CEO EDW Lynch officially declared the manglomerate’s reentry into San Francisco’s romantic market. The reentry marks the end of EDW Lynch’s three month hiatus from the market due to a “romantic recession.” Strong signs of a romantic market recovery detected by the manglomerate’s Partner Management experts were cited as the primary reason behind the move.
Bloggers have been reporting rumors of the EDW Lynch’s return to the romantic market repeatedly over the course of the first fiscal quarter, while some fans were beginning to despair that perhaps the hiatus would last into 2011.
During a question and answer session after the announcement, members of the international press asked EDW Lynch if a girl was behind the return to the romantic market, which the manglomerate would neither confirm nor deny due to its strict Kiss/Tell Policy.
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