SAN FRANCISCO–In a sur­prise state­ment to the press, EDW Lynch con­firmed rumors that the man­glom­er­ate has selected a new Girl­friend and Chief Snug­gle Offi­cer (CSO.) While the Girl­friend was not present at the Amne­sia Bar and Con­fer­ence Cen­ter, Watkins & Fox audi­tor Dr. Art Yaghoubi was on hand to inde­pen­dently ver­ify her exis­tence and cuteness.

The selec­tion of the new Chief Snug­gle Offi­cer ful­fills a promise to the Par­ent Com­pany to obtain a girl­friend by Thanks­giv­ing, 2010. Due to the strict Kiss & Tell pol­icy at the man­glom­er­ate, no fur­ther details on the Girl­friend are avail­able at this time.

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See also:

EDW Lynch Now Accept­ing Roman­tic Appli­ca­tions
Press Con­fer­ence: EDW Lynch Announces Reen­try to Roman­tic Market

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Tags: Chief Snuggle Officer, Partner Management

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