EDW Lynch Announces Departure from SF Romantic Market
SAN FRANCISCO– EDW Lynch held a press conference late Tuesday to announce the manglomerate’s official departure from San Francisco’s Romantic Market. Newly promoted Vice President of Partner Management, Jasmine Steel, Esq., was on hand to field questions and to assure the public that EDW Lynch’s departure is a sign of market troubles and has no bearing on the manglomerate’s romantic valuation.
In the past fiscal quarter, our analysts have observed a sharp downturn in romantic activity, in other words, a romantic recession. Due to the unfavorable romantic climate, effective immediately, EDW Lynch is pulling out of the San Francisco Romantic Market.
At this time all Partner Management dating accounts are closed and our operations on OK Cupid are suspended.
EDW Lynch will rejoin the San Francisco Romantic Market when conditions improve.
Full text of the press release can be found here.
For further information the press contact is Vice President of Partner Management Jasmine Steel, Esq., jsteel at edwlynch.com