EDW LYNCH REPORTEDLY IN CHARGE OF SECURITY FOR EASTER BUNNY
SAN FRANCISCO– A security adviser for the Easter Bunny has confirmed that EDW Lynch is consulting on security preparations for the religious holiday icon for this year’s Easter Sunday celebrations.
A spokeswoman for EDW Lynch declined to comment specifically on the matter citing “security, confidentiality and other concerns.” However, as commander of Santa’s Little Secret Service, EDW Lynch is empowered by the Office of the Santa to protect special dignitaries including the Easter Bunny.
Speculation on the Easter Bunny’s route in San Francisco is rampant and many observers expect the famous rabbit to appear at the Sister’s of Perpetual Indulgence 30th Anniversary celebration. A spokesbunny for the Easter Bunny refused to provide details of the Easter itinerary.